So I'm sitting here right now surrounded by a sea of estrogen with an islet of testosterone in my vicinity.

One estrogenite was quoted as saying "The wine finished me off nicely"

To which the islet of testosterone replied "That's what she said."

Drunk blogging is awesome.

Important note about vaginal smells:

1. Accoriding to estrogenite numero uno, a bread like smell is bad indicating a possible yeast infection. A sweet musky aroma however, is normal and aphrodisiac for most men, i.e. it's time to make babies. Awww yeah!!!
   
2. Men are genetically engineered to spread their seed. We like spawning. I know that's not related to vaginal smells, but it felt good to put in here.
   
3. Estrogenite number four purportedly states that women release oxytocin during intercourse, copulation, fornication, gettin-it-awn, which stimulates feelings of cuddling, nurturing, and all that touchy feely crap.
   
4. Europeans don't believe in dryers.
   

I don't have any pictures of vaginas, but here's a picture of a covered penis:

Labels: breadbowls, penis, vagina

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