I am the Alpha!
I went to go running this morning with some people, but no one showed up so I just went to work early instead. I'll get to run later on today guaranteed anyway. Well I get into work to take a shower and notice that someone has put their boxers on a hook on which I usually put my towel. There's a guy in the shower and his stuff strewn all over the place so I immediately think they're his boxers. I start to get territorial in my mind and wonder who the hell does this guy think he is taking my freaking hook? That's been my space for ages! Of course he has no idea that it's "my" hook.
Well I get in the shower, but when I get out the other guy is still in the other shower stall. I don't know how long this guy was in that stall before I got in the shower room, but he'd been in there at least 10 minutes by the time I got out of my shower. It wasn't until I was half dressed that he finally stepped out. Well before that I began to mark my territory again. First I put my running junk on one hook adjacent to the boxer and then put my towel on two hooks directly above said boxers partially covering them. If this were on Animal Planet, I'd have been pissing or rubbing up against some tree.
Well the other guy eventually gets out of the other shower stall, and I sort of watch him out of the corner of my eye to see if he grabs the boxers on the hook but he doesn't. My ire then became directed at whoever put the boxer there in the first place. I wanted to mark my territory a bit more by putting my gym bag under a bench which was under where I had put all my other stuff. However the other guy's stuff was still all there, so no pissing for me. I just went to my locker and put my bag in there. I'm going back in there later today to change again, so I'll see if the boxers have been removed or changed location to make sure I properly marked my area.
See I realize I could have moved my stuff to some other hook but it's the principal and I was a bit sleepy and cranky.
Update
When I went back in the boxers had moved to a different hook. I had successfully marked my territory and all was right in the world once again.
Well I get in the shower, but when I get out the other guy is still in the other shower stall. I don't know how long this guy was in that stall before I got in the shower room, but he'd been in there at least 10 minutes by the time I got out of my shower. It wasn't until I was half dressed that he finally stepped out. Well before that I began to mark my territory again. First I put my running junk on one hook adjacent to the boxer and then put my towel on two hooks directly above said boxers partially covering them. If this were on Animal Planet, I'd have been pissing or rubbing up against some tree.
Well the other guy eventually gets out of the other shower stall, and I sort of watch him out of the corner of my eye to see if he grabs the boxers on the hook but he doesn't. My ire then became directed at whoever put the boxer there in the first place. I wanted to mark my territory a bit more by putting my gym bag under a bench which was under where I had put all my other stuff. However the other guy's stuff was still all there, so no pissing for me. I just went to my locker and put my bag in there. I'm going back in there later today to change again, so I'll see if the boxers have been removed or changed location to make sure I properly marked my area.
See I realize I could have moved my stuff to some other hook but it's the principal and I was a bit sleepy and cranky.
Update
When I went back in the boxers had moved to a different hook. I had successfully marked my territory and all was right in the world once again.
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